First Saint of the UUs

There's really no introduction appropriate for this... here it goes.

[Donald] gods damn she has influence...
[Gini Fan] because her mullet is holy
[Gini Fan] what part of that don't people understand
[Donald] Thank you... that's going into My comic
[Gini Fan] sam touched it when he went on a date with her and he is now on the cpc and the sc of cyf
[Donald] Gini Courter's mullet is Holy... When she dies, and she is elevated to Saint Gini of the UUs, the remains of her mullet will be a UU Holy Relic, kept in a gilded coffin at 25 Beacon St.
[Gini Fan] it is
[Gini Fan] the rat tail can cure leprosy
[Donald] St. Gini, Patron Saint of the UU Laity
[Gini Fan] no, patron saint of GA